They caught that guy with the stupid hat who shanked that one chick, the guy who was wearing the bear or fox or whatever it was on his head. He was in some factory in Asakusa. I think it's fucked that the girl got snuffed, but what the fuck is the point of showing hours of footage of her funeral and interviews with people from her school who had never even met her and all of this shit? Yeah, she's dead, we know. She's been consistently dead since she was initially murdered (which is the first major side effect of being murdered, actually). And you know how I know that? Because it's been on the news every day for like two weeks. I saw it yesterday, in fact. And the day before, too. And when I saw it tonight, she was STILL dead. I'm even willing to bet that tomorrow, when she's on the news again, she'll still be STONE COLD DEAD. Jon Benet-style. Come on, bet me. Anyone?
Please show me something else, News. I'm getting real tired of it. Oh well, at least it's better than Koreans jumping in front of fucking trains again.
To put it My Dad-style, "I guess I just have to wait for some other broad to get whacked."